Splatter Chatter

There is an unwritten rule about the men's room: No matter what, under no circumstances is there to be talking. You don't share sports scores, or talk about your date the night before, or boast of your latest vehicle purchase.

With that in mind, it boggles the mind as to what the people over at Wizmark were thinking when they conceived the Interactive Urinal Communicator. While you do your business, the device plays a 10-15 second prerecorded message -- and can even be set up with flashing lights to get your attention. What a pisser!