The Donald called-in to the Don Imus Show on MSNBC this morning, as the body of his "friend" Anna Nicole Smith was being transported from Broward Country Morgue to Miami International Airport. After recounting her "terrible" life, Trump unleashed a verbal tirade aimed squarely at Howard K. Stern, calling him a "total loser" and a "hanger-on."

"There's something more to him than meets the eye," said Trump, adding, "the baby has got about a less than one percent chance of being his."