Holy S**t! Paris Turns to Religion?!
Hallelujah brothers and sisters! Paris Hilton has cometh over to the light! Can you feel Jesus knockin'?! Let him in!!!
With her jail term only two weeks away, Ms. Hilton is pulling out the big guns to prepare for her stint in the pokey, carrying the Bible and "The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment" as she left her home yesterday.
Say goodbye to the sinner -- and hello to the winner!
Amen.