Britney Trashed by Madonna's Bro

Britney Spears got panned for the quasi-concert she just gave in Miami this weekend, and her harshest critic was none other than Madonna's brother.

Christopher Ciccone sniffed to a Page Six source that Her Madgesty, his sister, "would never go onstage looking like that." That, of course, was a tramp-ish get-up including white go-go boots and those ever-problematic hair extensions. Page Six adds that the Miami crowd -- full of gay men and trannies – "sneered" at Brit's look.

Of course, as People reports, it's not for lack of trying -- or shopping -- that Britney's looking so rough on stage. The mag reports that "not ten minutes" after arriving at her hotel, she and pals stopped at stores all over South Beach, even fitting in a little spending -- while fans waited to get into the club.

Earth to Paris Hilton -- summer camp is going to be a picnic compared to jail. The heiress tells Us Weekly, in an interview done about a month before her sentencing, that the rigors of camp living -- which she "endured" for the taping of the new season of "The Simple Life" -- were "annoying." What's more, she hated not having Blackberry service, and really missed "a nice bed," as well as privacy. She better get used to it -- she'll be Blackberryless, bedless and privacy-less in about 12 days, when she's scheduled to enter the slammer.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning for another child that no one will see for months, according to Life & Style (via MSNBC). The couple is about to move into a $35 million mansion in June, and the mag is reporting that "a friend of the couple" says that Tom really wants to give Suri a brother or sister, and that he's ready for another sibling mission when Katie's ready. Well, says the source, "she told him she's ready." And they're already converting one of the seven bedrooms in a nursery.