Does your husband feel unappreciated? Does your wife need a little sumpin' sumpin' extra? Are you in the doghouse? Roll out the red carpet, bitches!

That's right, you can greet your loved one with the cheery nylon pile usually reserved for the likes of A-listers, their entourages, and Star Jones. This 24"x15' roll-out can be yours on eBay! Velvet ropes and paparazzi not included!

How great would it be to greet your sweetie with the red carpet treatment ... down the hallway to your depressing apartment?