Finally, someone is addressing the productivity-killing affliction of ... hot butt.
Japanese website Rare Mono Shop is selling a USB powered cushion cooler. The cooler plugs into your computer's USB port, allowing fans to blow gently on your bottom, cooling it to a delightfully comfortable level. It feels like you're sitting on a wicker chair on a serene mountaintop, crisp air enveloping you and erasing all the troubles of your life -- or just a fan on your ass.
Never again will your behind be overheated as you surf TMZ.com. Science is a wonderful thing.