Brooke Shields: Tan in a Box

Twenty-five years ago, before her Xenu friends publicly excoriated her for taking medicine for post-partum depression, Brooke Shields was a wildly popular teen starlet. She even had her suntan memorialized as a doll, which can now be yours!

That's right, it's the 1982 mint-in-the-box Suntan Brooke Shields Doll with Year 'Round Funtan. Looking more like Vanessa Williams than Brooke, this delightful pop relic will amuse and delight your non-Scientologist friends.

Bidding starts at $9.99.