"If I wasn't a celebrity, would you be so nice to me?" Former *NSYNCer turned dancing TV fiend Joey Fatone amicably borrowed a paparazzo's camera outside of Joseph's in Hollywood last night, turning the tables on one awkward pap -- and began interviewing him along with buddy Alfonso Ribeiro, who got it right when he confidently stated, "We'll be on TMZ tomorrow." And here they are!
Fresh from her porny custody battle with soon-to-be ex Coleman Laffoon, Anne Heche embraced "40 Year Old Virgin's" Elizabeth Banks on the patio at Il Sole. Nothing like a little comfort food and a friend when you're in deep with the ex!
Michelle Rodriquez unfortunately zipped her trap as she was leaving Hyde, and Carlos Mencia gave TMZ a shout-out at the Laugh Factory, before driving off with Brad Williams in the passenger seat.
All this and more in today's "I'd rather be home watching porn" edition of Star Catcher.