Paris -- The Butt Plug

From the makers of "Smell Gibson," we now present you with "Parass Hilton," Jailbird edition. This little slice of erotic heaven comes painted with white and black stripes, though Paris' pokey couture was orange. Still, you get the, er, gist.

Before you get all excited and ready to hop on this offer, the pokey poker is already sold out. Say it ain't so!
You'll just have to settle for the pink colored original, or if you're feeling frisky, buy the assquake version! Guaranteed to stir s**t up!