"Sixteen Candles" -- Don't Forget Your Keys

7/4/2007 8:00 AM PDT

"Sixteen Candles" -- Don't Forget Your Keys

It's hard to believe, but it's been 23 years since perky Molly Ringwald portrayed the horrors of a 16-year-old girl having her birthday forgotten by her dumbass family. Chicks love this movie!

Now you can cement your Brat Pack love with this 3" talking keychain. It will remind you of the genius of the timeless teen flick. Plus, who doesn't love Long Duk Dong?

This cheesy piece of plastic crap will undoubtedly bring untold hours of pleasure. Starting at just $4.99.

Haven't seen the film? Um, hello??