Paris Hilton: The Rock Anthem

When Paris Hilton read an excerpt from her journal on "Larry King Live," you might have heard the ramblings of a spoiled heiress, but someone else heard the makings of a great hair metal song. Look out, Def Leppard!

In a new video posted on FunnyOrDie.com, Paris' writings have been turned into a hilarious rock ballad that Guns N' Roses would be proud of. The "lyrics" of her journal are sung in true rock glory, over a video of Paris' greatest hits; being carted off to jail, reuniting with her mom, and surfing in Hawaii. In fact, a lot of the video used is from TMZ.

Look out, MTV Video Music Awards!