Miss NJ - No Skin, No Boozing, So What?

7/9/2007 9:35 AM PDT

Miss NJ - No Skin, No Boozing, So What?

The blackmailed beauty queen who's being terrorized by an anonymous nemesis says the pictures in question don't show her drinking underage, nor any salacious skin, nor anything else that would disgrace her. So, as Matt Lauer asked her on "Today," why not just release the photos and scuttle the blackmailer?

Polumbo didn't know quite what to say to that, and characterized the snaps as "normal college girl" stuff. Meanwhile, her mom told the New York Daily News that rumors that she was boozing before her time were "lies," but Polumbo is scheduled to meet with Miss America officials to discuss what's in the pics.

None of the runners-up have been interviewed by police, they say.

Foxy Brown – Missing in Plain Sight?

After Foxy Brown was reported "missing" by her lawyer over the weekend and that she'd "disappeared" to London, it seems that she hadn't gone very far after all. PerezHilton.com reported that the rapperista had been "found" in New York, performing at the Urban Music Awards on Saturday night.

Foxy's lawyer had sounded the alarm that she had boarded a flight across the pond and hadn't been heard from and could be "anywhere," including "hibernating" in London. Well, Foxy didn't go very far, and in any case, she was late to get to her hosting gig at the Music Awards.

Does Babwa Vant Ivanka for "View"?

How's this for crazy? A new report says that Ivanka Trump could be filling Rosie O'Donnell's old seat on "The View," but an insider tells Page Six, "It ain't gonna happen." The National Enquirer reported that hiring the busty "hottie with brains" would be a way for Barbara Walters to get back at Paris and the Hiltons for ditching her in favor of Larry King. But Babwa's still not over Ivanka's daddy Donald's calling her a liar during his tussle with Rosie, and so any Trump hire would be far-fetched.

Party Favors: Andrew Lloyd Webber – the Next Simon Cowell? ... Jacko Demands Kiddie Food

Andrew Lloyd Webber says he's been "swamped" by offers to do a US TV show, and that he's going to have a "major announcement" in the next few weeks, reports the London Daily Mail (via MSNBC). Not that we need more spicy-twee Englishmen infesting our airwaves. ... Michael Jackson has been making life for the staff of a hotel in Maryland hellish, ordering chicken fingers and "other types of kids food" at 4:00 AM. But he did call and bless the manager of the Inn at Perry Cabin, reports Page Six.