The Anti-Martha Battle Cry!
While Martha Stewart certainly has her fair share of haters, one of her bitter neighbors has taken it to a new level -- with a song!
Marc Black is a resident of Katonah, named for a 17th-century Indian chief and located about 40 miles north of New York City. Miss Martha is trying to trademark the village name to use on a future line of furniture and home products. Need a new placemat?
In Black's song, he sings, "In the summer of love she became a stockbroker. While I was getting high she was learning poker."
Maybe that's why she's a gazillionaire and he's singing songs about 400-year-old Indians.