The Elfman Has Landed

Scientolomom Jenna Elfman has given silent birth to a son, Story Elias, weighing in at 7 pounds, 2 ounces. Meet your future hubby, Suri!

Somehow, Jenna and husband Bodhi Elfman were able to keep the news a scientolosecret -- as the Thetan tyke was born a week ago, on July 23. Very sneaky, sis!

In a statement, Jenna's rep revealed that Story is already a fan of "classical music, a clean diaper, mom's boobs and long naps." What? No couch jumping?!