Finger bangin' Brody Jenner was leaving Les Deux last night -- and got a 2 for 1 special! Initially, B.J. blew off two gawky-eyed blondes trying to get ahead with the reality "star," but that was only because of paparazzi interference.
Once the coast was clear, Scruffy Brody, worked his magically ridiculous faux charm by quickly loading the ladies into his ride and zooming off into the night. He can't be called lazy! Pimpin' ain't easy!