Sorry everyone, but wacktress Bai Ling is taking a one-month hiatus from Los Angeles. *tear*

TMZ's favorite Chinese import told cameras last night she's going back to her home country for a month -- so expect a shortage in truly awful singing, crazy chicken dancing and nipple slips for the next 30 days. She's China's problem now.

And poor Jason Wahler -- who else is going to ask him for his number?!