"Secret Witness" in Spears Custody Case

We're told Allred will inform the judge that she has a secret witness who wants to testify at the Sept. 17 hearing. Allred will tell the judge the witness is "intimidated" and concerned about revealing his/her identity (TMZ is told the person is a he).

Here's our take: Gloria's gonna be unceremoniously thrown out of court. We're told last Tuesday, K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, also informed Judge Scott Gordon that he had a "secret" witness. Judge Gordon basically said, "We don't do secret witnesses." Do Gloria and Mark have the same "secret" witness? It sure feels that way.

Britney's lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser, told TMZ: "With all due respect to Ms. Allred, she's attempting to bring her own ring to what was already a three ring circus."

Poor Brit, with all her legal bills, she must be trying to save a little dough -- by stiffing a valet?! She makes more than $700,000 a month, but Britney Spears can't kick over a few bucks to the valet? Ding dang it, that ain't right!

Sporting a pair of ripped stockings, her favorite pinkish-creamish fedora and a yarn looking weave tucked underneath, Britney hit Opera nightclub in L.A. last night -- It's wash n' wear night y'all!

After gettin' down inside the hotspot, supermom was in a rush to leave -- hiding her face in her hat, beelining straight for her car -- and somehow forgetting to pay the parking attendant for a second time! Oops! She did it again!

It's no surprise that eternal bachelor George Clooney hasn't settled down. Whether he's settled or not, Clooney seems to know what he's looking for. Hot ... and definitely brunette.

Clooney's current squeeze, Sarah Larsen, is the perfect example of what Georgie boy likes. Luscious legs, stunning smile, and a head full of raven-ish hair.

Check out all of Clooney's dishes to see what melts his butter.

Zahara Jolie-Pitt is creating a rage among emaciated supermoms and humanitarians -- with her purchase of a "just like me" purse for her mother, Angelina.

Z, who will be 3 in January, created a paparazzi frenzy after a play date in a NYC park. The tiny trendsetter broke with tradition and busted out her white bag after Labor Day. So did Zahara.

It's hard to believe that it was only a year ago, but on Sept. 7 of last year, little Dannielynn was born to Anna Nicole Smith ... and, it turned out, Larry Birkhead. Larry is pulling out all the stops for his girl's first birthday.

Baby Dannielynn will celebrate with a party tomorrow in Louisville, KY, at the home of Tricia Barnstable Brown, which is where her daddy and late mommy first met in 2004. The party's reportedly going to be bathed in pink, with hot-air balloons that Dannielynn probably can't ride. All told, more than two hundred friends and family are slated to show up, including Howard K. Stern.

Rumor had it that the party favors for the big people at the party included a coupon for a DNA test, but we're hearing that's not true. Though it really is a great idea.