Gummi Bear: Advisor to the Stars!
Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis -- looking a leaner than usual, was getting his free goodies (what, no honey?!) at a gifting party at the Luxe Hotel in Beverly Hills, when he made time to offer Britney Spears some advice on drugs. Oh, jeez.
The noble ursine gentleman advised Britz "not to do drugs ... or if you do drugs, make sure it's something that makes you hyper" -- then the Bear trailed off, perhaps realizing the idiocy of the words spewing from his babbling mouth, and abruptly ended with, "She's probably not on anything."
Probably.