Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been in mommy-and-daddy hyperdrive the past few days -- and now they're just mocking everyone with their public appearances.

First of all, Angie picked up Maddox from his Upper East Side school on Friday wearing a remarkably tight black dress and not-so-soccer-mom stiletto heels. Meanwhile, Brad was spotted playing with young Shiloh at the Metropolitan Museum of Art -- because the toddlers do love those ancient Greek antiquities.

Works of art, indeed.