Just Another Hollywood Trick
12/29/2007 9:00 AM PT
TMZ has found the worst magician ever ... no, it's not Criss Angel.
The wannabe Houdini was outside Goa Thursday night, hamming it up as he unbelievably (and not in the good way) pounded a nail into his nose. He then pulled a balloon through his nostril, down his nasopharynx and out of his mouth -- which was astoundingly gross ... but not magical.
Our apologies to the poor Goa doorman ... who had to sit through this shtick four times.