Britney is getting nearly everyone's sympathy today, but we found a guy in New York who unquestionably deserves it.
TMZ was around for Eva Longoria's appearance at "Regis and Kelly" today, where we met this guy who was aching for the Eva Longoria's John Hancock, even bringing along white index cards expressly for the purpose.
Later, the range-of-motion-challenged fella dropped his pen -- and a TMZ reporter snapped it up. But did he get the autograph? Watch and find out.