Paris Hilton: Queen of the Gang Bang
Paris Hilton caused a paparazzi clusterf**k of Britney proportions yesterday -- but girl looked as bored with it as Jessica Alba is with life.
Cops threatening with tickets circled, a news crew jumped in the mix somewhere but Paris barely paid any attention to the frenzy her mere presence created. She's probably thinking the same thing as the rest of us -- why does she get so much damn coverage?