Holly Madison: Hef's a Bucket o' Lamesauce
Hugh Hefner's #1 gal, Holly Madison, was pissed when TMZ told her he'd never marry her -- but he's making it up to her by getting the Mansion a stripper pole!
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You mean they don't come standard with every room?