Xtina Pulls a Britney -- No, Not Like That
Even though she hasn't released an album in two years, Christina Aguilera still gets mad crazy Britney-ish attention from the paparazzi.
Maybe there is something there: big bodyguard -- check. Dark sunglasses -- check. Zombie face blank stare -- check check. Add a crazazy accent and a pink wig, and you won't be able to tell them apart. Paging MMC!