Alex's Wife Riding Lenny's Rod?

And it just keeps getting freakier in the swirl surrounding Madge's marriage – could Alex Rodriguez's wife Cynthia be taking her revenge on A-Rod with Lenny Kravitz, who just happens to be ... Madonna's ex, after splitting with A-Rod for good?

So says the New York Post, which reports that Cyn and Lenny have been "spending cozy time" in Paris for the last few days. This, after A-Rod and Madonna have been linked, with A-Rod supposedly paying late-night visits to the Madge pad.

What's the Lenny link? It's a Guy thing, as in Guy Oseary, who just happens to manage Madonna, A-Rod, and Kravitz.

Find the fallout shelter immediately: Paris Hilton has found inspiration for her TV show from Dina Lohan and Denise Richards.

A P-pal tells the Chicago Sun-Times that she wants to "gather together as many targets of the supermarket press and paparazzi as she can," to share "their side" of their respective lives. We're talkin' Britney, LiLo, MK and Ashley, etc., etc. Oh, dear.

The concept supposedly already has piqued the interest of Bravo and Lifetime.

Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCoy got sent to the principal's office yesterday.

He was arrested and charged with third-degree assault after allegedly throttling a member of an audience in Missouri who may have made a racially-charged –- i.e., n-word-laced – remark. Cops confirm that an arrest was made, and that McCoy was booked and released.

The incident was instigated when an audience member allegedly called McCoy a "f***ing ignorant n****r."