McCain -- As Hip as the One He's Inclined to Break

Note to John McCain: Britney and Paris? Really? Dude, that's soooooo 2007.

This just in -- there's a whole new crop of worthless undeserving "famous for being famous" people to choose from now -- Kim Kardashian? Heidi Montag?

Just because you're over the hill, doesn't mean you can't watch "The Hills."