Speidi -- Our Marriage is Real ... and Secret!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want us to believe they really are married – but no one is ever going to see their marriage license. Because that's just how discreet they are.
The legality of the Speidi nuptials are being questioned because a judge that supposedly married them at L.A. Superior Court doesn't actually sit on the bench there and civil marriages aren't done in courtrooms anyway. Spence tells Us they "checked the confidentiality box" so no proof of marriage license.
Hilarious: MTV says they did capture Speidi on camera with the person who does all civil unions, but they did it after hours to avoid inconveniencing other couples.