That Ain't Right

2/13/2009 6:50 PM PST

That Ain't Right

Filed under: a little bit offensive.

Las Vegas' little versions of Rihanna and Chris Brown will settle their differences in a wrestling ring two weeks from today.

It's a tag team affair. Mini Steven Spielberg will team with Mini Rihanna, while Mini Bernie Madoff partners with Mini Brown.

Isn't this one of the seven signs of the apocalypse?