A picture's worth a thousand words and with a flick of a few fingers these stars are voicing themselves loud and clear. See what message theses stars are sending!
Bobby Brown -- I'm Too Damn Fat
He's fat ... he's a media whore ... and he needs the money -- three solid reasons Bobby Brown is all set to do the next season of Celebrity Fit Club.
Sources close to the situation tell TMZ Brown is all signed up for the next season of the VH1 reality show -- along with several other "stars" ... including actors from "High School Musical," "Baywatch" and "The Practice."
We're not even sure that Brown was all that fat ... but it's his prerogative. Check out the gallery to see who else is gonna be gettin' fit with Bobby.
Stars With Pull
It takes a lot of pull for a long lasting career in Hollywood -- and these stars definitely know how to stretch their time in the spotlight!!
Paris' BF: Is That a Gun in His Pocket?
Paris Hilton knows how to find trouble -- and that talent seems to have rubbed off on BF Doug Reinhardt, who had a gun pulled on him.
We're told Doug was at a bar called Hush in Laguna Beach Tuesday night when one of his buddies began fighting outside with a random guy. Our spy says Doug jumped in to break it up when someone pulled a gun.
Cops confirm they got a call about a guy with a gun at that location -- but by the time they showed up the melee had ended.
By the way, it all happened without Paris. She taught him well.
Megan Fox -- This Thumb's for You
Whether or not you think Megan Fox has wonky thumbs, one thing is clear -- she's definitely a fan of them.
During a press conference in Toronto yesterday to promote her new movie "Jennifer's Body," Fox couldn't stop playing with her thumbs.
Not that we're complaining.
The Ultimate Poodle Identity Crisis
Sure, most poodles already look pretty ridiculous -- but these dogs will need years of counseling after suffering through this "creative grooming" dog show.
There's nothing that warms the heart more than a look of total humiliation on a dog's face.
Daddy Got A New Pair of Teeth?!
Chew on this -- sometimes certain sets of teeth go through a crazy, mysterious change after the owner becomes famous!?! Check out the proof!
Whether these "Harry Potter" look-alikes really belong in Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw or Slytherin is up to you -- but check out which celebs really had us seeing double double toil and trouble.