Balloon Boy's Dad Wastes Everyone's Time

10/17/2009 1:07 PM PDT

Balloon Boy's Dad Wastes Everyone's Time

In what was easily the dumbest press conference of all-time, Richard Heene's "big announcement" was that he was, to some extent, setting up a suggestion box. Say what?

Heene only spoke for about a minute, telling reporters that he doesn't have cable so he doesn't know what people are saying about his family. So he's putting a box out in front of his house so people can ask questions and he'll come back later and answer them.

Here's a question: "What is wrong with you people!?!?!?!?"

Oh, he did say that the whole balloon stunt was absolutely not a hoax. Whatever.