Dial-A-Star And Also Michael Lohan

3/21/2012 3:30 PM PDT

Dial-A-Star ... Or Michael Lohan

Only one way to find out if Dial-a-Star is for real -- call up the D-listers it offers! Don't worry, we spared you from an awkward convo with Lindsay Lohan's dad -- by doing it ourselves. You're welcome.

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