German Canoe Champ America Takes Gold ... for Violent Crime

8/10/2012 3:10 PM PDT

Olympic Canoe Champ -- America Takes the Gold ... for Violent Crime


German gold medalist Peter Kretschmer says his country crushes U.S.A. in terms of low crime -- and he must be right ... 'cause we all know nothing bad has ever happened in Germany.

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