Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have been separated for almost a year now -- and yet, they're no closer to getting divorced. Rumors are flying about money wars ... but we know what's really holding up the split.
Plus, Kris Jenner joins us and reveals insane details from the anonymous report that led to Child Protective Services showing up at her house to check on Kendall and Kylie.
Also, most people think Denzel Washington would be the best big screen Jesus -- so we're wondering ... was JC white or black? Actually, only Harvey's wondering. Charles is pretty sure already.
(0:00) Breaking news ... Paulina Rubio allegedly beat the crap out of her assistant because he got her a ticket in coach! (3:30) Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore separated in 2011 ... but haven't filed for divorce yet. Harvey crushes a number of rumors the have been swirling about their split. (5:10) The big winner on "X Factor" last night -- Khloe Kardashian's nipple. Also ... Britney didn't do so bad for her first live show. (10:00) We have brand new details about the sexual assault allegations against Cee Lo. (13:00) Lil Wayne's doctor have told him he can't fly to California to appear in court ... so instead he took a bus from New Orleans to Miami to watch a basketball game. Harvey thinks Wayne has pissed off the jury ... and pissed away his chance at winning the lawsuit he filed. (16:00) Gov. Chris Christie makes a major political play to align himself with President Obama. (18:10) Kris Jenner joins the show to talk for the first time about the bogus CPS call that alleged her daughters were in danger ... and reveals a number of insane details about it that you won't hear anywhere else. (25:10) John Mayer is torn to shreds by Shooter Jennings -- who says he's a big Hollywood phoney who can't play the guitar. (28:10) And now for a heated debate that will never be solved -- was Jesus white or black? (32:10) Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were out holding hands last night -- while the Rupert Sanders and Liberty Davis also made a Halloween appearance together ... and she looks SMOKING HOT. (34:00) Breaking news -- a rare, hilarious moment from a Chris Brown's court hearing today. (35:00) Lindsay Lohan's Tweet saying not to worry about Hurricane Sandy bites her in the ass -- her mother's neighborhood was ravaged by the massive storm. (36:30) It's once again time for ... Tim's worst story ideas of the week! (39:00) The floor is yours!