In 1983, Canadian new wave group Men Without Hats taught us all how to spell with their huge hit "The Safety Dance." Ivan Doroschuk was the lead singer and the only quasi-famous member. Guess what he looks like now!

It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma -- who did Britney Spears go out to dinner with on Valentine's Day? The even bigger mystery ... why are Britney's reps so secretive about it?

The photos of Britney and John Doe #1 surfaced late last week and TMZ reached out to Britney's reps multiple times over the course of 3 days -- asking a simple question ... who's the dude?

Each time, we were told they were trying to figure it out and would get back to us.

After 8 calls ... we're starting to think they don't want to tell us ... so we're turning to you. If you have any information as to the true identity of Doe #1, please contact TMZ immediately.

There's no reward ... ok, if you're the first to ID him, maybe we'll send you a TMZ t-shirt. Maybe.

Baby got back ... or is it front? Are those buxom breasts or a bootylicious badonkadonk?

Check out these revealing pics of some of Hollywood's most well-endowed female stars and see if you can tell what's up from what's down!

Boy George is half the androgynous man he used to be ... and looks amazing.

The 51-year-old former Culture Club front man -- who has struggled with his weight in the past -- has dropped a bunch of chins and tweeted a pic of his shocking new skinnier look on Sunday.

The slimmer Karma Chameleon also revealed he achieved the dramatic weight loss through portion control and working with a nutritionist.

Boy can finally tumble 4 ya again.