TMZ Live Lindsay Lohan Begging for Jail

5/2/2013 9:30 AM PDT

TMZ Live -- Lindsay Lohan -- Begging for Jail

TMZ Live

Lindsay Lohan's rehab fiasco isn't shocking ... because it's Lindsay. What blows our minds -- why hasn't the judge thrown her in jail already? It's getting ridiculous.

Plus, pay attention celebs -- Reese Witherspoon just set the gold standard in how to deal with an image damaging arrest. Not even Hugh Grant did it this good.

And, Bear Grylls' producer Steve Rankin's foot nearly rots off after a snakebite -- he joins us to reveal what part of his body they removed to replace the missing chunk of his foot.
(0:00) Lindsay Lohan royally screws up her rehab deadline -- we're just wondering how the heck she hasn't been arrested yet?
(10:00) Reese Witherspoon should teach a class on how to deal with a celebrity arrest. Seriously, she put on a clinic.
(15:00) Beyonce makes crazy backstage tour demands -- we'll tell you about the best of the worst.
(18:00) You know the photo -- of the rotting foot belonging to Bear Grylls' producer. We talk to the make with the missing flesh, Steve Rankin, about how doctors are putting Humpty back together again.
(23:00) Chris Kelly from Kris Kross passed away -- a radio DJ who was one of the last people to talk to Chris calls in.
(30:00) Christian Chavez's arrest gets crazier by the minute.
(33:00) Tyler, the Creator's new Mountain Dew commercial is deemed offensive to women AND African Americans.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00)It's time again for ... Tim's worst pitches of the week!