Ex-Italian Prime Minister -- My Hooker Wrangler Is Hotter Than Yours

You can call disgraced Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's hooker wrangler Nicole Minetti a lot of things -- the Pied Piper of Prostitutes, slut shepherd, harlot hoarder, tramp chooser -- but there's one thing you can't call her ... ugly.

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