Michael Eisner Rear Ender Offender

If you're gonna get in a car accident, you might as well hit the jackpot ... like this woman who just got rear-ended by Michael Eisner.

The Former Disney CEO was driving along in West L.A. in his Chevy Volt when he slammed into an Escalade.

The woman was tended to by paramedics and almost immediately sported a neck brace.

Cha-ching.