Celebs got a handful at an Emmys gifting suite, which offered big discounts on big boobs.
Plastic surgeon Dr. Sergio Alvarez hosted one of the most popular booths, attracting stars like Eric Roberts, Kevin Farley and Dot Marie Jones.
The doc displayed 5 silicone implant sizes -- all boobs, no butts. Takers got a discount card.
A few of the male celebs asked to keep the silicone packs as stress balls, but got negged since the samples run $1000-$1500.
That takes balls.