Viral 'Drunk Raccoon' Liquor Store Releases Three Cocktails
Drunk Raccoon Viral Varmint Gets His Own Hooch ... Shop Names Cocktails After Trashed Trash Panda
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The viral drunken raccoon who turned a liquor store into its personal frat party isn’t done soaking up fame ... the shop owners just launched three cocktails inspired by their furry boozy bandit!
The Virginia Alcoholic Beverage Control Authority is getting in on the fun too -- rolling out three cheeky spins on their classic cocktails: The Rye Rascal Sour, the Trash Panda Old Fashioned, and the Midnight Masked Gin Fizz.
You can whip these drinks up at home -- ABC’s website lists each cocktail with ingredients and a cheeky little tagline. The Rye Rascal Sour, for example, is billed as "something your favorite troublemaking raccoon would proudly recommend."
The Trash Panda Old Fashioned is pitched as a "scrappy, no-nonsense twist on the classic old fashioned," while the Midnight Masked Gin Fizz is meant to "drift downward and create a dark 'mask' streak effect."
You may recall ... a raccoon broke into a liquor store in Ashland, Virginia and ransacked the joint two weekends ago, shattering bottles of liquor and slurping up the booze until it passed out drunk near a toilet and got apprehended. He sobered up and was sent back into the wild -- and sure, it probably shouldn’t be the face of booze ever again ... but leave it to us humans to turn one drunken night into a full cocktail franchise.