Holiday Gift Guide: Quirky Last Minute Presents Under $30
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Completely forgot that Christmas is next week? Still need a last minute gift for you kids, the family or that coworker you don't know too much about? It's okay, it happens!
Thankfully, the Relatable storefront on Amazon is packed with fun, funky and totally quirky finds that should still be delivered to your front door before December 25. Just be sure to double-check those delivery dates before ordering.
TMZ Cheat Sheet: Last Minute Gifts
- Emotional Support Cows -- $17
- Emotional Support Nuggets -- $17
- Emotional Support Dumplings -- $17
- Lil Cheers Capybara -- $10
- Squishmallows Archie the Axolotl -- $28
- Menstruation Crustacean Lobster -- $22
- Ultimate Date Night Game -- $16
- Pop-Tarts™ Cozy Concepts Co. Throw Blanket -- $10
- WHAT DO YOU MEME? Family Edition -- $15
- WabiSabi Kitty Club Blind Box -- $15
- Silly Poopy's Hide & Seek -- $10
- Sip or Spill Party Drinking Game -- $20
Emotional Support Plushes
Alleviate all the stress of the holiday season with these adorable Emotional Support Cows, Emotional Support Nuggets, or Emotional Support Dumplings.
You get 5 a piece, each with different expressions that just fill your heart with all sorts of wholesome vibes to take into 2026. Not into these three options? There's plenty more to choose from on the Relatable/What Do You Meme? Storefront!
Lil Cheers Capybara
Going along that same emotional support vibe, there's also this Lil Cheers Capybara ... which, if you look closely, you'll be able to see it's holding up a little message for you!
This plushy little buddy is the perfect gift for anyone who needs some extra motivation ... and is sure to make the whole entire room go "awww" when the intended recipient publicly unwraps this adorable amigo.
Squishmallows Archie The Axolotl
This Squishmallows Archie the Axolotl has gotta be the cutest thing on this list ... and there are some really heart-meltingly lovable gifts on here, as you've already seen!
This squishy Archie is also the most huggable thing you'll see this season ... other than, possibly, the sight of your own kid holding it close on Christmas night.
Menstruation Crustacean Lobster
No, this one's not exactly a stuffed animal for kids ... it's a Menstruation Crustacean Lobster!
Pop this little guy in the microwave to make the perfectly adorable heating pad companion for period cramps. And if a Lobster is not your favorite crustacean for cramp relief ... it also comes in crab, shrimp, or octopus.
Ultimate Date Night Game
Looking for something to spice up date night on those cold winter nights? Grab this Ultimate Date Night Game as a gift for you and your significant other.
With 300 cards that are sure to make your stay-at-home date the perfectly fun experience, you are guaranteed to enjoy a night full of laughs with your special someone.
Pop-Tarts™ Cozy Concepts Co. Throw Blanket
What's better than eating a nice, warm Pop Tart fresh from the toaster? A Pop-Tarts™ Cozy Concepts Co. Throw Blanket that will keep your toasty during your nights lounging or sleeping on the couch!
Ever dreamt what it's like to bundle up in that glistening white strawberry Pop-Tart frosting? Well, even if you haven't, here is your chance to try it out now!
WHAT DO YOU MEME? Family Edition
If you're a big fan of the What Do You Meme? items, you're gonna love this WHAT DO YOU MEME? Family Edition card game for the house!
This engaging card game is the family friendly version of the original WHAT DO YOU MEME social media viral meme game. It is designed for ages 8 and up, and it's the perfect group activity for family game night ... especially on Twixmas, that week between Christmas and New Year's Eve.
WabiSabi Kitty Club Blind Box
Next on the list is this WabiSabi Kitty Club Blind Box!
Time to meet the WabiSabi Kitties -- the adorable collectible plush line that celebrates flaws, quirks, and chaos. Each kitty is perfectly imperfect and wildly adored. This one in particular comes in a wild peach colored fur, with blue and turquoise ears, one eye pink and the other eye blue, one turquoise fang and one magenta fang, and a red nose to complete the cutely chaotic look.
Silly Poopy's Hide & Seek
This next toy is a real piece of s*** ... literally! A rainbow-colored Silly Poopy's Hide & Seek toy to be precise!
This Silly Poopy gives farting clues to find him. Once he's been uncovered, whoever made the discovery can press another button and sing the celebration song -- which will have your little ones singing, "Yippee yoopee! You found Silly Poopy!"
Sip or Spill Party Drinking Game
Lastly, we've got another gift for the adults ... this Sip or Spill Party Drinking Game is just the chaotic game you'll be looking for to celebrate the holidays.
It comes with 200 cards and is perfect for a girls' night, bachelorette party or a cozy night in with friends.
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