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Kobe Bryant was spotted chatting up two hotties in Spain right before the London Games started ... reminding us there are so many ways to gain Olympic glory.

Kate Upton is letting America down -- because as much as we worship her as a model ... she could've been a shoe-in to win Olympic gold in trampolining. USA! USA!!

Nicki Minaj's famous booty looked so amazing in concert, one dumb fan stormed the stage -- then got his kicked ... by multiple people ... on camera. Ahh, natural selection.

George Clooney has so much game that seeing his smoking hot ex-gf Elisabetta Canalis flaunt her bod ... probably doesn't bother him one bit. Probably.

Kristen Stewart just stabbed Robert Pattinson in the heart by admitting she cheated on him -- but there is a silver lining ... for Rob, not Kristen. She's pretty much screwed.

Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake -- who'd you rather have ... on your basketball team? Former NBA superstar Reggie Miller made his pick, and sorry Justin ... you lose.

Jennifer Lopez is having a very, very happy birthday ... that is if Casper Smart found something special during a XXX shopping trip. Hope they didn't ask for ID ... he's real young.

Dwyane Wade tackled the toughest decision of his career -- Anthony Davis' unibrow or teammate LeBron James' receding hairline? A classic lose-lose ... choose carefully, D-Wade!

"Price Is Right" babe Amber Lancaster got a shot at Olympic glory -- the TMZ version, anyway -- and found out bronze medals are a dime a dozen ... roughly ... depending on exchange rates.

Canadian Nelly Furtado has high hopes for her country in the London Olympics -- though she's as confused as we are about which events they plan to dominate. Is maple syrup a sport yet? We kid, we kid.

We're not ones to complain about Brooke Burke in a bikini -- but something was missing from her latest smoking photos ... her husband David Charvet. So, where's Dave? TMZ investigates!

Two BIG questions have popped up since Fred Willard's bust for allegedly pleasuring himself in a porn theater: 1) Does he know about the Internet? And 2) Didn't the Internet kill off porn theaters?

Beyonce's new hairstyle is the best we've seen since way back in 1993 -- the first time it was cool. Even little Blue Ivy had to look away ... or maybe she was just hungry.

Drake just bought a SICK mansion -- complete with a grotto, a movie theater, a grotto, a pool with waterfalls, and did we mention the grotto? He might wanna invest in chlorine ... lots of chlorine.

Mel Gibson has resorted to wooing women the old-fashioned way -- by juggling fruit!! Sounds ridiculous, but it's harder than it seems. Trust us ... we know.