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Presidential candidate Herman Cain wants to take his Godfather Pizza CEO knowledge all the way to DC -- because pizza problems are just like White House problems, right? Mmmm ... pizza.

"90210" hunk Trevor Donovan playing Ken is a no-brainer -- look at the dude -- but finding the right actress body to play Barbie is another story. The casting office is now open!

Justin Timberlake is such a fine piece of man -- ladies even get hot and bothered over his GOLF swing. No wonder Jessica Biel's on him like a tight, sexy pair of golf pants.

The Red Sox missing the playoffs by THIS much ... the Patriots losing to the Bills -- how much can Boston sports fans take in a week? Oops ... we found one more major league bummer.

Vin Diesel is an incredible actor -- because he's been pretending to be an amazing driver in all those "Fast and the Furious" movies, but turns out parking spots can be a bit, uhh ... challenging?

Nancy Grace insists her nipple did NOT make a surprise appearance on "Dancing with the Stars" -- but some preeminent nipple experts (in our newsroom) ain't buying what Nancy's selling.

If you thought the first day of Dr. Conrad Murray's manslaughter trial had everything but a theme song -- go ahead and scratch that off your wish list ... 'cause it's "Opening Dayyyy!"

President Barack Obama proved he's the REAL carmageddon -- by royally screwing up Los Angeles traffic with one helicopter, hundreds of police cars ... and a little fundraiser.

Jennifer Lopez put her newly single goods on display at a wild Las Vegas nightclub -- proving divorce can be a very trying and ... awesome thing!! Kidding. No, really ... she was raging.

Justin Bieber's Staples Center date with Selena Gomez seems perfect on the surface -- until you take a closer look. C'mon, Biebs ... "Mr. Deeds?" Really?

Danny DeVito's troll feet are starting a new trend -- it's just a matter of time before everyone's posting strange Twitpics of their little piggies in strange situations. Hey ... beats planking.

This economy's taught 'Real Housewives' star Lisa Vanderpump a few things about being frugal ... which she wants to share -- as soon as she's done furnishing her new multi-million dollar mansion with EIGHT bathrooms.

The biggest mystery about "Dancing with the Stars" this season -- who gets the GLBT vote ... Carson Kressley or Chaz Bono? The answer somehow comes down to ... George Jefferson!

"I Am Number Four" star Alex Pettyfer got into character for his new stripper movie -- and had the ladies (and some men) in the newsroom breaking out their one dollar bills.

Gayle King is accused of trading face time with Oprah Winfrey ... for sexy time with some "fit" and "fabulous" men. Of course, that's according to a self-proclaimed record-setting matchmaker, so ...

Certified meteorologist and registered hottie Jackie Johnson confirmed Hollywood is busting at the seams with weather babes -- and if you don't believe her ... just "oogle" it for yourself.