TMZ TV

U.S. Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte's won 6 medals -- and even beat Michael Phelps -- but that still doesn't get him a pass for pretending to be the biggest d-bag in the pool. He is pretending ... right?

Kobe Bryant making out with his nearly-ex-wife Vanessa means there's still hope for their marriage -- and still hope Kobe can get back into the 3 mansions Vanessa got in their divorce. Ahh, l'amour!

"Howard Stern Show" Wack Packer Eric the Midget was surrounded by two hot, freaky strippers in Hollywood -- and looked terrified by the whole experience. Watch this ... and you'll understand.

Sports Illustrated's latest cover model Kate Upton is ... ah, who cares? Watch the video. And then watch it again.

Talking to Dave Matthews Band violinist Boyd Tinsley was like looking into the eyes of God for a TMZ camera guy who claims to be the biggest DMB megafan ever!! Yeah, they all think they're the biggest one.

Whitney Houston's death taught us two things -- that life is short ... and never leave memorial flowers on a sidewalk unless you want them stolen seconds later. Oops ...

Millions of people think the best part of Nicki Minaj's insane Grammy performance was the moment it ended -- and her musical ode to "The Exorcist" left us with one burning question ...

George Clooney's held onto Stacy Keibler (actually vice versa) long enough now that they deserve a cheesy nickname -- and we've got the perfect one ... for better or worse. Okay, worse.

Super Bowl champ Ahmad Bradshaw knows about scoring -- but he might want to reconsider when it comes to Angelina Pivarnick ... who described him as "a hot Black." Umm ... here are a few tips, Angie.

Ice-T's wife Coco posing naked with her infant nephew -- an innocent and adorable picture ... perfect for launching loud and heated debates with your co-workers. Trust us.

60 something action stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone both needed surgery after filming "Expendables 2" -- which gave us a great idea for their next blockbuster. Roll it!!

Russell Brand is either a champ or a chump for turning down a $20 million divorce payday -- and the only way to figure it out ... is to play Harv's version of "Family Feud."

"Glory Road" actor Al Shearer wants to be called Black instead of African-American -- and a heated newsroom debate reveals almost everyone's got issues with labels. God, PC is exhausting!

Gary Busey looked crazy as ever -- a total dancing fool in a Malibu parking lot -- but THIS time a closer look revealed ... there's a good reason for the crazy. This time.

"Mob Wives" star Big Ang took Hollywood by storm with her enormous ... personality -- and breasts. But don't let the layers of plastic fool you ... Ang is a very real gangsta chick

Whitney Houston and Ray J (aka Kim Kardashian's sex tape partner) may be knockin' boots ... again. So what's she thinking? Or what's he thinking? Actually, what are they thinking?