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Bill Maher Says the GOP Has Stolen Sex, Drugs and Partying from Democrats

Published: 05/08/2021
Bill Maher scoffs at Republican claims the 2020 election was stolen, but he himself is leveling claims the Republicans are actually the thieves ... because he says they've stolen all the fun from Democrats. The 'Real Time' maestro made it clear -- he's pissed off the drugs and sex that used to be…
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Bill Maher Hysterically Describes Kid Who Put Lipstick on Cat's Butthole

Published: 05/01/2021
We don't post jokes on TMZ, but this one is so frickin' hilarious we made an exception. Bill Maher was on his game per usual Friday night, and he riffed on a story about a school kid's science project designed to answer the question ... "Does your cat's butthole really touch all the surfaces in…
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Bill Maher Mocks Caitlyn Jenner Over California Governor Run

Published: 04/24/2021
Bill Maher danced right on the line Friday night, zeroing in on Caitlyn Jenner's bid to become California's next governor. Some of Maher's jokes were trans-related ... “I know that you think of her as a reality show star, but c’mon, people, change ... She is trans, rested and ready. She’s…
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Bill Maher and Sharon Osbourne Say "The Talk" Suppresses Free Talk

Published: 04/17/2021
Bill Maher told Sharon Osbourne Friday night ... it's ironic her show is called "The Talk" ... because talking can get you canned. Sharon was Bill's guest on 'Real Time' and he, more than she, trashed people on the show who suggested Sharon was racist for siding with Piers Morgan, who took aim at…
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Bill Maher Skewers Oscars, Did They All Quit Coke at Same Time?

Published: 04/10/2021
Bill Maher obliterated the Oscars Friday night ... musing that the choices the Academy is making for best films require a name change to the Debbies ... as in Debbie Downer!!! The 'Real Time' host ticked off the nominees for Best Motion Pic, and viewing may require a serious dose of Prozac, 'cause…
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Bill Maher Offers Hilarious Warnings On Classic Movies

Published: 03/20/2021
Now that old movies have warnings at the beginning so viewers can brace themselves for what people dared to do and say back in the day, Bill Maher decided to do some of his own handiwork with warnings ... and it's f***ing hilarious!!! Maher mused on 'Real Time' Friday night how Turner Classic…
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Bill Maher Gives China “The Royals” Treatment On ‘Real Time,’ Calls Americans By Comparison “A Silly People”

Published: 03/13/2021
Bill Maher delivered again Friday night, with a blistering review of America ... a "silly country" he says, especially when compared to China. The 'Real Time' host dissected the American psyche ... a country that is now obsessed with Dr. Suess' books. By contrast, he notes China couldn't give "a…
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Bill Maher Says Cancel Culture is Destroying America

Published: 02/27/2021
Bill Maher took aim at cancel culture, saying it's become McCarthyism in reverse. Maher ended 'Real Time' Friday night with a blistering attack on cancel culture, using examples like Chris Harrison and Justin Timberlake, but warning it's not just about celebrities anymore ... he says it's coming…
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Bill Maher Celebrates President Joe Biden's Woke Dogs

Published: 01/30/2021
Bill Maher did not disappoint Friday night, offering up a bunch of reasons why Champ and Major are the wokest dogs on Pennsylvania Ave. The 'Real Time' host hilariously ticked off reasons why the Bidens' pooches sit on the progressive side of things. For instance ... Major only smells asses that…
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Bill Maher Unveils "Hello, Douchebags!" Segment

Published: 01/23/2021
Bill Maher broke with tradition Friday night from his "Goodbye Douchebags" segment celebrating the end of an administration ... this time it was "Hello, Douchebags!" Bill did not disappoint with his list of "up-and-comers" ... as he put it, "the new, fresh-faced hate-for-profit, truth-bending…
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Bill Maher Ticks Off 22 Trump Insults to Kellyanne Conway

Published: 01/16/2021
Bill Maher is back with a vengeance!!! None other than Kellyanne Conway kicked off Bill's first show since the election, and there were some hilarious moments. Bill reminded Kellyanne she once said Trump didn't hurl personal insults ... well, he then ticked off not 2, not 5, not 10, not 20 ... but…
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Bill Maher Declares Joe Biden Winner of Presidential Election

Published: 11/07/2020
The election has not been called on the news shows, but that didn't stop Bill Maher from stating what is increasingly obvious ... Joe Biden's gonna be the next president. Bill flat-out declared Biden the winner, and he reveled in the fact he's the only one in the media who's said it out loud for…
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