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8/16/2006 2:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
You Too Can Sleep in Paris' Bed!

Ever wondered what it might actually feel like to be Paris Hilton dancing on her own leather ottoman or gazing lovingly at herself in her own mirror? Well, neither have we, but if you're curious about where the lodging heiress sleeps, lounges, and keeps her clothes, a new auction of Paris' furniture might be of interest.

StarStyle has begun auctioning off a set of furniture on its website that it says was actually used by Paris in her Hollywood home. Amongst the items up for bid over the next eleven days are various side tables, an oriental rug, wicker lounge chairs, McGuire Tambour copper lamps, and the highly functional "elephant stand," all starting at a relatively budget $300 or less.

For the bigger spender (and more salacious-minded), there's the Milling Road Yorkshire Queen Size 4-post [sic] bed, which starts at a grand. Of course, caveat emptor: The small print for the item reads, "This is a used item so there has been some wear and tear..." Right.

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ECJ:  2006 days ago

Ughhh! How disgusting. I would never.

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Puh der Baer:  2006 days ago

But none of it is as used up as this douche bag is.

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Lea:  2006 days ago

FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED BEWARE OF CRABS.

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Puh der Baer:  2006 days ago

Some wear and tear?!??! This skanky bitch is wearing on my nerves. Please Debbie, just go away quietly!!! Or loudly, just go away...

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Shari:  2006 days ago

Woah... you guys are assholes.

I always find it amusing how people can just hate someone they know absolutely nothing about. Great stuff.

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Travis Bickle:  2006 days ago

They forgot to mention that all the pieces have on them Paris's herpes laden vaginal juice and the cum stains of all the guys she's screwed. Yep, Paris has introduced scratch and sniff home furnishings.

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Jay:  2006 days ago

Is that a fart mitten on her hand?

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Puh der Baer:  2006 days ago

"Debbie"...hahahahaahaha!!! Isn't that the hosebag's real name??? She sure is one...

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Pieta:  2006 days ago

You people are so disgusting in your comments and yet hilariously brilliant in your humor. More power to you!

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anon:  2006 days ago

Who hasnt slept in Paris' bed?

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anon:  2006 days ago

Paris has poor taste in furniture among other things

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Shelia:  2006 days ago

Paris is always fashionable

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anon:  2006 days ago

#6..no its her newest pet..she decided to ram her hand up its ass instead of the reverse

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Patricia Chadwick:  2006 days ago

Sleep in her bed? Why would I want to have anything to do with her? I just came from the video of her out with Brandon Davis, (where the "comments" option doesn't work) where he takes smutmouth to a new low, about Lindsay Lohan. The two of them are textbook examples of why white supremacy is a sham. I'm sure their grandfathers (whithout whom Mr. Davis and Ms. Hilton might actually have to do something productive), must be proud of their legacy. They have so many options, so much potential to do good, make a difference in the world. Instead they act like the out of control people who had too much at parties. What a waste of space!

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Diana Baker:  2006 days ago

I went to the site and looked at the things. Someone has no taste at all.

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