You Too Can Sleep in Paris' Bed!

Ever wondered what it might actually feel like to be Paris Hilton dancing on her own leather ottoman or gazing lovingly at herself in her own mirror? Well, neither have we, but if you're curious about where the lodging heiress sleeps, lounges, and keeps her clothes, a new auction of Paris' furniture might be of interest.

StarStyle has begun auctioning off a set of furniture on its website that it says was actually used by Paris in her Hollywood home. Amongst the items up for bid over the next eleven days are various side tables, an oriental rug, wicker lounge chairs, McGuire Tambour copper lamps, and the highly functional "elephant stand," all starting at a relatively budget $300 or less.

For the bigger spender (and more salacious-minded), there's the Milling Road Yorkshire Queen Size 4-post [sic] bed, which starts at a grand. Of course, caveat emptor: The small print for the item reads, "This is a used item so there has been some wear and tear..." Right.

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1. Ughhh! How disgusting. I would never.

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 16th 2006 by ECJ

2. But none of it is as used up as this douche bag is.

Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Bottlebrush

3. FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED BEWARE OF CRABS.

Posted at 1:23PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Lilly

4. Some wear and tear?!??! This skanky bitch is wearing on my nerves. Please Debbie, just go away quietly!!! Or loudly, just go away...

Posted at 1:25PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Adolpho

5. Woah... you guys are assholes.

I always find it amusing how people can just hate someone they know absolutely nothing about. Great stuff.

Posted at 1:41PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Shari

6. They forgot to mention that all the pieces have on them Paris's herpes laden vaginal juice and the cum stains of all the guys she's screwed. Yep, Paris has introduced scratch and sniff home furnishings.

Posted at 1:43PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Travis Bickle

7. Is that a fart mitten on her hand?

Posted at 1:44PM on Aug 16th 2006 by zzz

8. "Debbie"...hahahahaahaha!!! Isn't that the hosebag's real name??? She sure is one...

Posted at 1:49PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Kim Jong iL

9. You people are so disgusting in your comments and yet hilariously brilliant in your humor. More power to you!

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Pieta

10. Who hasnt slept in Paris' bed?

Posted at 1:57PM on Aug 16th 2006 by lou

11. Paris has poor taste in furniture among other things

Posted at 2:11PM on Aug 16th 2006 by anon

13. #6..no its her newest pet..she decided to ram her hand up its ass instead of the reverse

Posted at 2:13PM on Aug 16th 2006 by k

14. Sleep in her bed? Why would I want to have anything to do with her? I just came from the video of her out with Brandon Davis, (where the "comments" option doesn't work) where he takes smutmouth to a new low, about Lindsay Lohan. The two of them are textbook examples of why white supremacy is a sham. I'm sure their grandfathers (whithout whom Mr. Davis and Ms. Hilton might actually have to do something productive), must be proud of their legacy. They have so many options, so much potential to do good, make a difference in the world. Instead they act like the out of control people who had too much at parties. What a waste of space!

Posted at 2:13PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Patricia Chadwick

15. Paris Hilton is a dirty, slutty,bitchy, whore who has way too much money and sex. all yall bitches out there that like
Paris should have herpes like she does!!!! Go to hell Paris!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:23PM on Aug 16th 2006 by Paris hater

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