1. oh great a firecrotch scent in a bottle!!!!

Posted at 4:34PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Amy

2. you are pathetic

Amy you might as well hop on the dumbfuck bandwagon with paris and brandon.

Posted at 4:45PM on Aug 24th 2006 by hahah

3. Let me guess on the name....Tuna by Firecrotch???

Posted at 4:47PM on Aug 24th 2006 by hadray

4. smells like lack of talent and is called "Overexposed"

Posted at 4:47PM on Aug 24th 2006 by bamer

5. PU - can't stand the whole idea of celeb perfumes - would never buy it!

Posted at 4:48PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Lea

6. oh yay!
cocaine, ciggs, jack daniels and firecrotch in can!

Posted at 4:49PM on Aug 24th 2006 by megan

7. Definently not a Lohan fan......or a Paris fan ......pathetic is the people that would actually buy any of that shit....i'm not one of them thank you very much.

Posted at 4:54PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Amy

8. While I'm a semi Lohan fan I'm going to have to agree with Amy ...its not so much pathetic that celebs put out the fragrances, only pathetic that people actually BUY them.

Posted at 4:57PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Cat

9. JUST because fat, spoiled, sweaty and stupid, Brandon Davis calls Lindsay that awful name does NOT mean, you guys need to follow the "leader" here. She has a name and it's NOT F.C. Brandon is full of shit and for him to start in on a girl rather than pick on a man, is chicken shit. Brandon could NOT make it on his own without daddy's money. He is a big time loser and I'm glad that Lindsay pretty much ignores him and Paris because it shows that she is stronger than they are. I'm not a fan of any of them, but that F.C. name calling is SO LOW.

Posted at 5:00PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Okay

10. Wow...Eau de Cumdumpster......just say no

Posted at 5:00PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Suki

11. My 15 year old daughter received a bottle of Paris' perfume for her birthday, I'm sorry to admit it but it smelled really nice. Not to overpowering, just light & pretty.

Posted at 5:01PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Mrs. Scott

12. C'mon guys....no need to be so harsh to LL. She has her faults, but at least she's worked hard since she was a child to get where she's at. You may not like her, but she does deserve some respect. She came up from nothing and look at her now. Her evil nemesis, Paris, is just as popular (gag!) but she climbed that ladder thanks to dear ol' grandaddy's money. I dont like the whole purfume thing, but I just dont think LL deserves all the harsh criticism. She has actually worked to get where she's at....Love her or hate her, at least she deserves some respect for all her hard work.

Posted at 5:02PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Tara

13. Most women buy perfume because of how it smells. If it is a nice scent and I like it, I will buy. I really don't care who's name is on it as long as it isn't a cheap perfume.

Posted at 5:05PM on Aug 24th 2006 by Me Again

14. The highest priced perfume will be called eau d'alcohol, leaning toward a lovely whiskey scent. The medium priced scent will favor a beer aroma, and the Wal Mart brand will be whiff of cigarette smoke, carefully mixed with a bit of firecrotch.

Posted at 5:07PM on Aug 24th 2006 by celebrity gossip lover

15. How funny. Love post # 4! I certainly won't be wearing it. I wonder if it will be sold in stores like Sak's and Macy's or will it be like the pathetic line of scents by Mary Kate and Ashly or the horrible jewlry by Nicky Hilton sold at Clarie's!

Please just go away for a while Lindsy so we can catch our breath from your over exposure. Each and every time I see a new lame story tied to you I hate you more. Especially when each story confirms to the public you are a bratty little b****.

Posted at 5:07PM on Aug 24th 2006 by pinupcutie