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Entourage Decoder: "Sorry, Ari"

8/28/2006 8:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

And just like that, Vince and the guys walked off into the sunset for another season, leaving Ari shuffling in their wake, wondering just exactly he would do without his biggest client. But unlike the end of season two, when everything was looking blindingly bright for the princes of Queens, the future doesn't seem so promising. After all, Vince doesn't have a gig, Turtle's back to being just a driver, E's only client isn't working, and Johnny, well, nothing is ever certain with Johnny.

So, on that muted note, the Decoder takes its last swipe through Tinseltown terrain, checking out just how good a bribe Ari is offering Bob, what Rex means when he talks about the "Gay Mafia," and even investigates a case of life irritated by art imitating life.



ART: Ari offers Bob Ryan his BMW as an inducement to take the Ramones project away from Warner Bros. Ever the huckster (was he not totally convincing as a car salesman?), Ari talked up the oak paneling and the iPod dock. So how much exactly is he giving Bob?

LIFE: The BMW 750i is no jalopy -- Ari's model, a four-door sedan, in black, fully loaded, has an MSRP of about $91,000, and Leonardo DiCpario, among other Hollywood types, has been spotted tooling around town in one. Of course, it seems like an odd thing to bribe Bob with, especially because Bob has a milky-white Bentley in his driveway, which, depending on the year and the condition, would still be worth something along the lines of $60,000. Plus, Bob doesn't even drive that often.

And by the way, that golf simulator that the boys are playing with -- which looks a lot like a Par T Golf Simulator, one of the finest on the market -- goes for a cool $37,000 at retail. And that only includes 5 full courses; there are up to 70 available from the company. It's got a 12-foot screen and projector that can be used to show movies, and its own computer to store all the information. So what happened to the roof, guys?

ART: Lloyd gets some inside info via what he calls "The Gay Assistant Corps," which he says has replaced "The Gay Mafia." What exactly is he talking about?

LIFE: Any talk of the Gay Mafia in Hollywood must inevitably lead to former superagent Michael Ovitz, who claimed in a 2002 Vanity Fair article that an organized group of gay men in the industry were trying to keep him from working, when his fledgling agency (AMG) flopped. The term "Gay Mafia" came into currency after a Spy magazine article in 1995 used the term.

One episode of "Will & Grace" revolved around the Gay Mafia, with openly gay entertainer Elton John as its "boss." One of the creators of "Will & Grace," was referred to by Details magazine as a "gay godfather-on-the make." And Robin Williams once memorably referred to the Gay Mafia in his "Live on Broadway" special, referring to it as the "Mauve Hand."

Several Hollywood assistants with whom the Decoder is acquainted are in fact gay, but none of them would admit -- at least publicly -- to a Gay Assistant Corps network. Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

ART: Bob Ryan clicks off from his fateful phone call with Ari sounding like a man defeated by showbiz. Is that what his real fate was?

LIFE: Well, if you believe that ol' man Bob was an analog of uber-producer/famous ladies' man Robert Evans, it couldn't be further than the truth. In fact. the real Robert Evans was reportedly infuriated by his supposed portrayal back in episode 10 as a doddering has-been, especially because the producers used his real house as the set. But the show's creator, Doug Ellin, expressly denies that Evans was the model: "Bob Evans is still out there working successfully, lining up films. Martin's character has not been doing that for a long time," Ellin told the New York Times.

Meanwhile, Jeremy Piven, the real-life Ari Gold, had a much better day yesterday than Ari did: He picked up the Emmy for best supporting actor in a comedy series last night, just minutes before "Entourage" aired. And regardless of the respective fates of Ari, Vince, and the gang, "Entourage" fans have little to worry about. The cast is close to wrapping 8 episodes that will air sometime in early 2007, and they will go back to work to produce 12 or 13 more than are scheduled to unspool next summer. And HBO has already ordered 15 or 16 more eps for the summer of 2008.

How could Ellin possibly cram more Hollywood inside-baseball into his show? Maybe, he suggests, he'll have to give it a little rest: "We could have Vince take a year off and they could go live in the Hamptons." Wherever they are, the Decoder will find them.
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ILovePapaSmurf    

Decoder or no Decoder, the show is fantastic. Jeremy Piven is Golden and the whole cast seemed to mature.. a lot! Fantastic season and I can't wait for more.

2788 days ago
2.

NinjaDude    

Ari is f*cked.

I'm glad the show will be on for another couple years at least.

2788 days ago
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Tyler    

Tight show but who cares about this play by play? I mean stop acting like it's the show "LOST" or something man. We love the show cause it's not Lost ya dig. Stick wit' what U know. Ari is the man and they will never let him go.

2788 days ago
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Caroline    

"Ari's model, a four-door sedan, in black, fully loaded, has an MSRP of about $91,000, and Leonardo DiCpario, among other Hollywood types, has been spotted tooling around town in one." ..... Ummm I thought Leo only drives a toyota prius? Did i miss somthing , when did he sell out?

2788 days ago
5.

Debbie    

What if next season, Vince is still jobless but Drama gets the gigs.
Vince fired Ari, does that include Drama?

2788 days ago
6.

DESERT RAT    

JESS I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. MABEY RIDING IN ONE BUT NOT OWN ONE. BUT WOULD LEO EVEN RIDE IN ONE?

2788 days ago
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Nupey    

Ari manages to get the script for the Ramones back b/c the old dude was just fu%king with him when he said he signed the papers. Kan't wait for next season. HBO is killin' em. orgasmpimp.com

2788 days ago
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Nupey    

Ari will be back and stronger than ever next season! HBO is killin' em.

2788 days ago
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Cooter Davenport    

This season ending episode was great. The writing was fantastic and Jeremy Piven was, well, more than deserving of his EMMY award. My only complaint was that some of the dialogue was garbled and unintelligible.

Also, how does Ari's car go from being a "Nazi sled" in one episode to a bargaining chip in this one?

2788 days ago
10.

Anh    

Did anyone notice that the first agency the boys went to was actually the Museum of TV and Radio? I notice the outside of that place like theback of my hand

2788 days ago
11.

Ruger    

Who's Ari????

2788 days ago
12.

dena    

hug it out b****es

2788 days ago
13.

bogart4017    

Ari Gold is the agent

2788 days ago
14.

Charley    

Thanks for the spoiler...Haven't seen the re-air yet.

2788 days ago
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willa    

Ari is the man, HBO will be nuts to let Ari go, he's my n**** and congrats on your emmy boo xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoo

2788 days ago
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