The morning crew of the Los Angeles radio station KROQ took the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" phenomenon another step forward with an acoustic rendition of a song called "Firecrotch."
Radio personality "Psycho" Mike played the role of "Firecrotch" originator Brandon Davis. He performed the song live, on acoustic guitar, Monday morning on the "Kevin & Bean" show. The song featured such lines as "her vagina is a freckly volcano" and "her boobies look like two fried eggs."
136. oh..thats gross. and yet i can't stop listening...brandon whats his name is a moron and so is ms hilton...seriously go start a charity or something.
Posted at 12:37PM on Sep 6th 2006 by tracy
137. Sometimes I wonder if Paris and pals ever get sick of talking crap about other people. It really is just childish jealousy. Who in Hollywood is a saint anyway? Hmmm, I can't think of one right now, and honestly do we really care about how many guys Paris has been with or who the hell this Brandon guy is anyway? Making some dumb song about Lindsey just because you can't come up with anything really wrong with her is just pathetic! I think the best way to shut Paris and her so-called friends (because we all know that sometime down the line one of them will do something to make her publicly slander the hell out of them), up will be to totally ignore her as much as possible. Can you even imagine how funny it would be if the paparrazi just ignored her? Even more funny if for once in her spoiled brat, stuck up never did anything to actually earn money life, she was just flat out treated like a real person instead of a celebrity. I mean come on if she wasn't loaded would anyone sign her for a tv show or a singing career anyway? She couldn't even make it as a model, Tyra, Naomi, and Giselle blow her butt way out of the water. All she really is, is an untalented, mean spirited women who has been raised to believe that money can buy you anything and that working for a living is something for everyone in the world who is beneath her. I think it would be great if she got a reality check and had to work a real job to pay for everything she wants in life. As far as Lindsey goes, she may not be an angel but at least she works for what she has and she certainly doesn't deserve to be dogged by a bitch like Paris.
Posted at 1:42PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Cori
138. Thank you Kevin, Bean & LIsa!! That was the best! Psycho Mike RULES!!
Posted at 3:46PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Wendy
139. get a sense of humor, i heard it when it came on kroq and it' s freakin hilarious, and what tmz didn't post was what happened before when the female on the show mentioned that brandon davis has done nothing but happened to be born rich, they think brandon is a loser as well, lighten up, that was all for comedy!
Posted at 4:36PM on Sep 6th 2006 by Ricky
140. i don't really know who the hell the brandon guy is but if i were were him i would take a look in the mirror before i started insulting someone else. he sounds like an arrogant little prick.
Posted at 4:36PM on Sep 6th 2006 by jennifer
141. You apparently spend way too much time thinking about the Firecrotch to come up with a song that long about it. Get a job or do some volunteer work. Something that is constructive not destructive!!!
Posted at 7:58PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Abigail
142. i love lindsey but the name firecrotch is freakin' hilarious!!i wonder who helped with that one??!!
Posted at 11:34AM on Sep 8th 2006 by yolanda
143. I'd like to square off with him and see if he is as tough as his mouth. He would probably hide behind someone. If i ever see him out I'll see if I can get him to mouth off to me. this guy is a p*^sy. Lindsay needs to kick him in the crotch if she ever comes face to face with this ass*^le.
Posted at 10:06AM on Sep 7th 2006 by mark
144. Abigail, you're way wrong, this was done by somebody called Psycho Mike who works at a local rock station impersonating Brandon Davis. He did the song NOT Brandon, and it was funny as hell. So the person who did this obviously has a job and he was doing this for his job! Can't you READ??
Posted at 2:32PM on Sep 13th 2006 by Ricky
145. This is the funniest song ever. Me and my room mate are dying!! This should be a #1 hit!! Dont listen to what people say...this is entertainment and you guys should definitely keep this on here!!!!
Posted at 11:06PM on Sep 14th 2006 by Lauren
146. has brandon seen her naked? also there's nothing on wentworth miller on "hollywoodtuna" no pics, NOTHING on him! SHAME ON YOU HOLLYWOODTUNA! for NOT putting wenty up on YOUR site! :P
Posted at 6:14PM on Nov 4th 2006 by mary,mary
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