"Firecrotch" Unplugged

The morning crew of the Los Angeles radio station KROQ took the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" phenomenon another step forward with an acoustic rendition of a song called "Firecrotch."

Radio personality "Psycho" Mike played the role of "Firecrotch" originator Brandon Davis. He performed the song live, on acoustic guitar, Monday morning on the "Kevin & Bean" show. The song featured such lines as "her vagina is a freckly volcano" and "her boobies look like two fried eggs."



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46. AMY, JUST SAID IT ALL. YOU GO GIRL!!

Posted at 4:14PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Marques

47. Have you ever heard the "Kevin & Bean" show? The guys are morons.

Posted at 4:16PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Tucson

48. WAY TO GO COMMENT NUMER 11
Nobody could have said any better!!!
I say we all start makeing that comment to both Paris and Brandon!!!

PARIS IS A CRABBYTWAT AND BRANDON IS WEE LITTLE PEEPEE

Posted at 4:18PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Debbie

49. All the straight guys in here can say what y you want. But all of us me included even if we hated her if we had the chance would dive into that burning bush to save a p*ssy.

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 29th 2006 by New One

50. This is all f*cking dumb. HELLO. LINDSAY IS A BEAUTIFUL REDHEAD. I hate when she dyes her hair blonde, she looks like she's ashamed of who she really is. Shes a self made beautiful girl. F*ck fat ass brandon davis, he only says stupid sh*t like "firecrotch" so Paris will lick his d*ck. If Brandon didnt have his daddy's money, none of these dumb bitches would even look his way, thats why he has to be so mean to Paris' enemies, just so she will give him the time of day.

Posted at 4:27PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Cat

51. Will guys sleep with anything? Seriously, is there no limits? I'm talking to you #33. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Lindsay. Just curious?

Posted at 4:26PM on Aug 29th 2006 by kathryn

52. Oh there are limits (for most men) but who would not want to be a rescue hero.

But jokes aside she is not an ugly person and heck she has more money than me so why not.

Posted at 4:30PM on Aug 29th 2006 by New One

53. Seems to be some kind of breakfast. Two fried eggs & one hot vagina. Check please!

Posted at 4:32PM on Aug 29th 2006 by coco puff

54. This is beyond disgusting. I think tmz should let the world know what paris is like. I just wish lindsey, who looks tough as nails would seriously NAIL those motherf*ckers to the wall.

Go lindsey, we got your back. I want you to windmill paris' head into the dirt,, and force feed that brandon pr*ck a bottle of trimspa. You can do it, go girl!

Posted at 4:35PM on Aug 29th 2006 by tiffany

55. I'm with ya New One! Get you some :)

Posted at 4:39PM on Aug 29th 2006 by kathryn

56. This is very disrespectful to more than Lohan. My niece has red beautiful hair, a freshman in high school, and trying to gain confidence becoming a young woman. They are hurting more people than think. This won't end until something tragic happens

Posted at 6:46PM on Aug 29th 2006 by cathleenchacon

57. Elijah Blue Allman also slept with Bijou Phillips years ago. He talked about it on Howard Stern at the time, calling her "4o'clock slop." Aren't she and Paris friends? I hate to admit it but I find him pretty fine. I'd be afraid to do him though!

Posted at 4:55PM on Aug 29th 2006 by h8er#1

58. Personally I've woken up to some nightmarish woman. Lindsay would be a dream come true. Love to have those fried eggs for breakfast!

Posted at 4:55PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Nightmares

59. Just goes to show ; Money can not buy you CLASS! That goes for Nicky and all their associates.

Posted at 6:39PM on Aug 29th 2006 by X Paris Fan

60. Brandon is a child whos Daddy was too busy too notice him and his Mommy was too dunk too care. Now all he really wants is attention and is doesnt matter how he gets it or who he hurts...Poor boy. Daddys dead, didnt love him, Mommys a drunk and ant stand the site of him. Oh well, hes got a Benz and Paris...

Life's so good for him isnt is?

Posted at 5:01PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Fire Storm

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