Broderick Bounces Back from Injury

1. ?????

You guys can't light a cigarette with one hand? Are you kidding me?

Posted at 12:06PM on Sep 7th 2006 by beep

2. JUST watched the DVD, the PRODUCERS last night!! The guy is TALENTED...except for horse-riding, I suppose.

Posted at 12:06PM on Sep 7th 2006 by kathleen

3. Um, you stick it in your mouth and use the good hand to light it. I don't even smoke, but I know that.

Why am I posting to this shit?

Posted at 12:08PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Love The Cruise

4. Gosh, you'd think the staff at TMZ were idiots?? How did he light the cig? Gosh, next question would be how did he zip his pants that morning?

Posted at 12:17PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Laughing at all of YOU

5. Nice Man Boobs!!

Posted at 12:58PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Critical

6. I'm real curious how Mr. Ferris Bueller could live in a vacation home in Ireland. Didn't he get away with murder only about 12 years ago. He ran down a mother and daughter with his car, by driving on the wrong side of the road, and didn't do any time or pay any costs. Shows you what fame and fortune can do!

Posted at 12:30PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Denver G

7. What isn't being told is that Matthew was doing research as he's playing Christopher Reeves in a bio pic about Chris.

Posted at 12:29PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Long duck Dong

8. Matthew Broderrick' s collar bone from the horse accident? No trouble ask for trouble...

Posted at 12:31PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Holly

9. How did Matthew Broderrick light his cigarette?- with his dick. What a dumb ass question.

Posted at 12:37PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Holly

10. He has a great pair of tits.

Posted at 12:51PM on Sep 7th 2006 by pbateman

11. It's too bad his only movie credit (Ferris) was a movie made 20 years ago. He has done other things in the last 20 years, TMZ.

And thanks for the though-provoking question. Mmmm. Gosh that's a hard one to figure out. *sarcastic speak*. yawn.

Posted at 1:42PM on Sep 7th 2006 by dumpling

12. When did Matthew Broderick go gray and get all fat? He looks awful!

Posted at 2:53PM on Sep 7th 2006 by amanda

13. the homo's preparing for his next movie, brokecollarbone mountain.

should have retired after ferris.

Posted at 4:15PM on Sep 7th 2006 by bubba

14. I was astonished to find that what #6 said is true. wow.

In 1987, while Broderick was vacationing in Northern Ireland with his then-girlfriend Jennifer Grey (who'd played his sister in Ferris Bueller), he steered his rented BMW into the opposite lane and it collided head-on with an oncoming car. Margaret Doherty, 63, and her daughter Anna Gallagher, 30, were killed. Doherty's son Martin Doherty was crippled. Broderick and Grey were slightly injured. Broderick, whose blood tested negative for alcohol, was charged with causing death by dangerous driving, and under Irish law he could have been imprisoned for five years. He was convicted only of careless driving, and fined $175. The family of the dead were understandably furious. Broderick has since said he's "willing to" meet with Doherty to apologize, but he hasn't.

Posted at 4:43PM on Sep 7th 2006 by sasha

15. I'd rather see him with gray hair than with some awful dye job. He is 44, after all. He's got gray--so what? In any case, I'm glad he's doing better.

Posted at 5:26PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Berny